West of Eden

Adam and Eve get expelled from Amsterdam to Haarlem. Brick mosaic in Johan Jongkindstraat.

2d-vinity

“Less is more”, said M. Today we show how to apply this principle to dimensions. This religious facility situated close to the Ringdijk shores occupies a total of 0 square meters of horizontal surface, thus yielding the highest spiritual ratio possible -in attendance of the Linear Synagogue, soon available in easy-to-carry spools of thread. Of course, regardless of how many dimensions you take out from your temple, the predicaments of dealing with conventional, mass-bound attendants and their tedious demands for matter will emerge at some point. In this building the problem has been solved by placing an interdimensional doorway disguised as a doorway. 

Neo-neolithic

Religious tolerance is as associated with Dutch culture as mills and Gouda’s yellow edible substance. The efforts of the city in order to accommodate every single spiritual organisation, no matter how popular or existent, has lead to initiatives as the one we submit to the Centraaal Archive today. This site is perfect for solstices, equinoxes and not-so-original original weddings. Of course, only a certified druid can evaluate the merits of this pagan facility. Here is our Certified Druid’s review: “Too close flows the Tarmac RIver from this Stones. Thou can see Autochariots zooming just one rod away. Convenient for a sacrificial Picnic”